Christmas on a Caribbean Cruise

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very good boy this year. Just the other day I helped an old lady across the street. It is a pity that the 18-wheel truck didn’t see her. She was such a nice old lady.

Anyway, I wanted to let you know that this year I will not be spending Christmas at home so you’re going to have to deliver my presents elsewhere. My parents booked us all on a Carnival Cruise to the Caribbean. I think that is somewhere near Kansas but I trust that you and Rudolph will be able to find us. Just point the sled towards the big ship at sea and try not to hit anyone doing the funky chicken when you land on deck. The cruise looks like a lot of fun and if you could throw in some extra water toys for the swimming pool I would be most happy.

Give my regards to Mrs. Clause.

Sincerely,

Little Timmy