They’ll Pick you up and you’ll get a free Rental Car Upgrade

If you have ever watched a football game in your life you know that Enterprise car rentals are the people who will come pick you up at your door. No matter how many brain cell destroying things I do over the course of a lifetime I will never forget those commercials. I guess that is what some call effective advertising. I call it cruel and unusual punishment.

The real question I have is whether the people who come and pick you up are as hot in real life as they are in the commercials. Do they have perfect hair and perfect smiles? Do they engage you in conversations that will make you forget that you are riding in a car with a perfect stranger? Do they listen to good music stations while driving or do they prefer conservative talk shows?

All of these questions can be answered if you rent a car from Enterprise. The company is currently offering a promotion where you can a free rental car upgrade from one sized car to the next biggest. That could come in handy if the person who comes and picks you up turns out to be a creep and you want to keep far, far away. And if you do hit it off that means there is more room in the backseat if you know what I mean.