Caribbean cruises at rock-bottom prices

We are constantly on the lookout for the best cruise and vacation package deals around here, and this offer by Carnival Cruise Lines is so good we were thinking Ashton Kutcher and the PUNK’D crew were going to pop out from behind the filing cabinet at any minute – Caribbean Cruise Specials from $219!

Amazingly enough, it was no prank. They are offering Caribbean Cruise Specials starting at $219! Even if it is a prank, I think US law says that they have to honor it anyway, so don’t wait too long if you are serious about cruising on the cheap soon.

I love carnivals almost as much as I love midnight buffets, so combining the two is like combining unicorns and pizza somehow. My only complaint against Carnival Cruise Lines is they only seem to have that one bartender, who works at every bar on the ship at all times. Some people think he’s a shape-shifting alien, but I don’t believe in either of those things. Except for Robocop, of course.